Planly Provoking Insurers

“Hello, we are calling about your payment protection insurance.”
Here we go, I thought…
“In order to begin your claim, please press 5.
If you have already processed your claim please press 5 to opt out.
To speak to an advisor please press 5.”

At least they make it easy to choose a number….. Maybe that indicates the average IQ of their target audience… 😀